The boyfriend loyalty test.
Get it for him. If he refuses to wear it… he doesn't really love you.
- Oversized heavyweight black tee: "Don't talk to me, I have a crazy girlfriend"
- Add the matching "I am the crazy girlfriend" baby tee for you
- Printed in the UAE, delivered in 3–5 days, pay on delivery
How the test works.
Three steps. One shirt. Zero excuses.
Order the tee
Pick his size, add yours for the couple set, and pay when it arrives.
Give it to him
Add the gift box with the red ribbon. Hand it over and act normal.
Watch his face
He wears it out? Keeper. He hides it in the drawer? Now you know.
His reaction says everything.
Film the moment he opens it. Then read the results:

Match the energy.
If he's wearing the warning, you wear the label. The couple set is the one everyone asks about.
Spotted around Dubai.
City Walk, JBR, your living room. It gets a reaction everywhere.
The details.
Made to be worn, not just posted.
Heavyweight cotton
Soft, thick fabric that keeps its shape.
His: oversized
Relaxed streetwear fit. Take your usual size.
Hers: baby tee
Fitted and slightly cropped. Size up for looser.
Printed in the UAE
Made to order and delivered in 3–5 days.
Questions, answered.
How long is delivery?
Every tee is printed in the UAE and delivered in 3–5 working days anywhere in the Emirates.
Do I pay online?
No. You pay the courier when your order arrives.
Can I send it straight to him?
Yes. Put his name and address at checkout and add the gift box.
What if the size is wrong?
Message us within 7 days of delivery and we'll exchange the size.